Of all the sins associated with me, I am sure when I would meet Chitragupta jee after death , he would question me about the number of Chipkalis I have killed. In my late twenties, if not I would have killed more than 200 hundreds of them and perhaps would have contributed a lot to make this puny servile cloddish bug to be in the endangered list of species. The last murder happened half an hour before. I have become quite adept in killing these dangerous (I don’t know for what creature). I have become so smart that they don’t even get time to pop apart their tail. Smash and they are done. The maximum number of them has been killed wit my leather chappal. I might sound sadistic but I don’t derive any sadistic pleasure to kill any of them. I don’t even kill them for my fear. I kill them to give sense of relief and security to ladies around me. Before it was my didi and now it is my better scared half. I have often asked them, what makes them scared of this harmless, o...